"Get your own dirt"
By Dan Douglass on Jun 6, 2008 | In Funny | Send feedback »
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Maybe you've heard this before. If you know who the author is, I'd be happy to give him credit. (email me)
One day the scientists of the world got to gether and decided that we didn't need God anymore. After all, our scientific achievements have gone farther than at any other time in history. We can even clone human beings now. So they told God, we don't need you.
God, being the kindly old father that he is said: "Okay, if you can prove to me that you can create a human being, I'll step back and leave you alone".
So, one of the scientist's in preperation, knelt down and scooped up a hand full of dirt to get started.
God then said: "Hey! Get your own dirt!"
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