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A great story (or joke) about Heaven. I don't know who the author is. If anyone knows, I'd be happy to give them credit. (let me know) It's been around for a while, so if you've heard it before, read it and laugh anyway! (be convencing too darn it! - I have feelings)

One day 3 women died in a really bad car accident.

When they went to heaven, St Peter greeted them at the gate to heaven. He said, "you can do absouloutly anything you want, just don't step on the ducks. Puzzled, the 3 women entered into heaven. Sure enough, the whole place was packed with ducks. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck

Anyhow, one day, one of the women accidently stepped on a duck. St Peter then arrived before her, and said, "you stepped on a duck", now you must spend eternity chained to the most ugliest man in the whole of heaven. And that was it. The woman had to spend eternity chained to this man.

A few days on, another one of the women accidently stepped on a duck. Sure enough, St peter arrived before her. He said, "you stepped on a duck". You now must spend eternity chained to the ugliest man in the whole of heaven. And that was it. She spent eternity chained to this man.

Horrified at this thought, the one woman who had not yet stepped on a duck, thought to herself...I must never ever step on a duck and i will be ok.

Miraculously, she managed to go for months without stepping on a duck. So she was very suprised when St Peter approached her. Behind him stood the hottest, sexiest man in the whole of heaven. St Peter chained them together for eternity.

The woman said to the sexy man, "I wonder what I did to end up with such a good looking guy". With that the guy responded... "I dunno bout you, but I stepped on a duck!" ~Author Unknown~