Category: Funny
THE FARMER WHO LOST HIS BIBLE
February 2nd, 2012COW FINDS FARMERS BIBLE!
I was listening to a Christian radio station while in the car the other day, and the preacher told this joke, I thought I'd share it with you:
A farmer lost his bible while out plowing his field. He looked for it and prayed… more »
WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER
October 10th, 2011WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.'… more »
THE CLEANING WOMAN
October 8th, 2011The Cleaning Woman
There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus… more »
WOULD-BE RAPE VICTIM TAKES HOLD OF THE SITUATION
October 1st, 2011Would-be Rape Victim Takes Hold Of The Situation - and then some!This is an article written April 30, 1993, By Mike Royko of the Chicage Tribune. I ran across it again as I was cleaning out a file cabenet. The first time I read this, I laughed so har… more »
"UNCLE JOE"
August 3rd, 2011Joe Biden - Edgar Buchanan "Uncle Joe"You gotta love Joe Biden! Allot of folks may absolutely hate the Obama administration, but almost everyone loves "Uncle Joe". We may hate the policies that he agree's with, but almost everyone from any political… more »
RECESSION, DEPRESSION, RECOVERY
July 19th, 2011A RECESSION is when your neighbor loses his job!A DEPRESSION is when you lose “your” job!A RECOVERY is when Obama loses "his" job! more »
Raccoons Don't Like my Music!
May 10th, 2011RACCOON'S DON'T APPRECIATE MY MUSIC! more »
THANK GOD FOR GLOBAL WARMING
February 9th, 2011"THANK GOD FOR GLOBAL WARMING"If it wasn't for global warming, just think how cold it would "really" be! more »
CRAZED SEX POODLE?
June 28th, 2010OKAY THEN!I'm sure this is not how Al wished to be remembered, but too late now. A catchy nick name tends to stick. (Remember the underwear bomber?) I'm sure he thought he'd be a hero and a marter, being looked up to by all of his muslim friends, not… more »
THE POST OFFICE
December 23rd, 2009There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was abou… more »
THE $100 DOLLAR BILL
November 5th, 2009It is the month of August; a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to tow… more »
100 Points to Get Into Heaven
October 1st, 2009100 POINTS TO ENTER HEAVENA man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says: Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a cer… more »
TWO ROWBOATS AND A HELOCOPTER
July 23rd, 2009DO YOU REMEMBER RED SKELTON?This joke was told on the "Red Skelton Show" many years ago, so you know it's old. However, it so accurately describes most Christians, that I just have to share it with you again.There was a man who woke up to find hi… more »
"George Bush and Moses"
August 16th, 2008To those of you who check this blog site every day, you've noticed that I haven't been blogging much. (Sorry bout that) I have been busy giving the Power of Faith Ministries website an "overhaul", "face lift", or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, whe… more »
"Dancing Fool"
June 21st, 2008This guy is not quite as good as "David" when he was leaping and dancing with all his might wearing only a small piece of linen through the streets of the city, But he runs a close second!There's no deep message here. It's just entertaining, and… more »
"13"
June 20th, 2008I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting,"13...13....13...13"The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a littlegap in the planks and looked through to see what wasgoing on.Some idiot… more »
"Discrimination is Ugly"
June 19th, 2008Discrimination in "any" form is truly Ugly, when it suits you! When one says the word "discrimination", we immediately think of "black people", but in truth, these days, "that" falls way down the list of those who are being discriminated against.… more »
"Don't Step on a Duck"
June 12th, 2008A great story (or joke) about Heaven. I don't know who the author is. If anyone knows, I'd be happy to give them credit. (let me know) It's been around for a while, so if you've heard it before, read it and laugh anyway! (be convencing too darn it! - I h… more »
"Get your own dirt"
June 6th, 2008Maybe you've heard this before. If you know who the author is, I'd be happy to give him credit. (email me) One day the scientists of the world got to gether and decided that we didn't need God anymore. After all, our scientific achievements have gone… more »
"The Pop Up Dude"
June 5th, 2008I've been pretty blessed by the search engines. If you typed "Power of Faith Ministries" in Google or Yahoo, I've been ranked #1 for ages. (and allot of people type that) A couple of months ago, I broke my main rule! For me this was like Captain Kirk bre… more »
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