Category: Funny
THE POST OFFICE
December 23rd, 2009There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was abou… more »
THE $100 DOLLAR BILL
November 5th, 2009It is the month of August; a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to tow… more »
100 Points to Get Into Heaven
October 1st, 2009100 POINTS TO ENTER HEAVENA man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says: Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a cer… more »
TWO ROWBOATS AND A HELOCOPTER
July 23rd, 2009DO YOU REMEMBER RED SKELTON?This joke was told on the "Red Skelton Show" many years ago, so you know it's old. However, it so accurately describes most Christians, that I just have to share it with you again.There was a man who woke up to find hi… more »
"George Bush and Moses"
August 16th, 2008To those of you who check this blog site every day, you've noticed that I haven't been blogging much. (Sorry bout that) I have been busy giving the Power of Faith Ministries website an "overhaul", "face lift", or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, whe… more »
"Dancing Fool"
June 21st, 2008This guy is not quite as good as "David" when he was leaping and dancing with all his might wearing only a small piece of linen through the streets of the city, But he runs a close second!There's no deep message here. It's just entertaining, and… more »
"13"
June 20th, 2008I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting,"13...13....13...13"The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a littlegap in the planks and looked through to see what wasgoing on.Some idiot… more »
"Discrimination is Ugly"
June 19th, 2008Discrimination in "any" form is truly Ugly, when it suits you! When one says the word "discrimination", we immediately think of "black people", but in truth, these days, "that" falls way down the list of those who are being discriminated against.… more »
"Don't Step on a Duck"
June 12th, 2008A great story (or joke) about Heaven. I don't know who the author is. If anyone knows, I'd be happy to give them credit. (let me know) It's been around for a while, so if you've heard it before, read it and laugh anyway! (be convencing too darn it! - I h… more »
"Get your own dirt"
June 6th, 2008Maybe you've heard this before. If you know who the author is, I'd be happy to give him credit. (email me) One day the scientists of the world got to gether and decided that we didn't need God anymore. After all, our scientific achievements have gone… more »
"The Pop Up Dude"
June 5th, 2008I've been pretty blessed by the search engines. If you typed "Power of Faith Ministries" in Google or Yahoo, I've been ranked #1 for ages. (and allot of people type that) A couple of months ago, I broke my main rule! For me this was like Captain Kirk bre… more »
You think "you" had a Bad Day?
May 26th, 2008If you think you've had a bad day, click on these links! (Video) ****************** + ************************* more »
Mothers Day Survival!
May 12th, 2008Terrorists - Make them eat a couple of "fast food burgers" to chill them out! more »
"The Church Lady" - She's everywhere!
April 26th, 2008Yesterday was a beautiful day! The temperature was perfect and the sun was shining. Today is not so perfect, but still nice, although it's windy and a bit chilly. My wife and I did a little grocery shopping and on the way home, we see a bunch of teenager… more »
"Just Filling In"
April 25th, 2008When Ronald Reagan was running for president, or had already been elected, a reporter asked Bob Hope: "Why don't "you" run for president?" Mr. Hope replied:"Mainly, because my wife wouldn't like moving into a smaller house!":))Are the great comed… more »
"Beam me up, Scotty" - No sign of intelligent life here!
April 24th, 2008I thought since I don't really have anything intelligent to add today, (or interesting for that matter) I'd add something intelligent from someone else! I'm sure you recognize the picture to your left, that I like to use in my blogs sometimes. It's Geo… more »
No Significant Content
April 9th, 2008Have you ever seen the TV commercial where 4 people are sitting at a table having what appears to be a business lunch, then one of them starts choaking? The other three people all state matter of fact what needs to be done to save him, but no one actuall… more »
You Gotta Love Him
April 6th, 2008A conversation between Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor, a member of parliament in the British House of Commons. (and others)Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd dri… more »
Three Kinds of Lies
April 3rd, 2008"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics..." Mark Twain~ more »
"The 7 New Deadly Sins" - A pick me up . .
March 11th, 2008According to the Times Newspaper, (New York Times I assume) The Catholic Church released a new list of Mortal or Deadly sins. The old ones are still in effect, they just added 7 new ones to the list.There are now 14 in all. (And boy, was I relieved!)… more »
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