NEWS TAKE

You heard me correctly. Watching the news tonight, there is this "self proclaimed expert" telling me that fat people are contributing to global warming. (Serious) I could give you her name, but that would just lend credibility to this person.

All I can tell you is, she's justifiably "Blonde". Unfortunately, the person interviewing her was indeed credible. However, to mention his name would lead to giving this "blonde" credibility.

Her claim is: Fat people use more energy just to transport them on airplanes and in automobiles etc... and that by consuming more food than the rest of us, they are wasting energy and contributing to the world food shortage.

The host then said: so, by your interpretation, all those people who eat, then hop on the tredmill and burn off the carories, are even "more" guilty of waisting energy. They are eating, then wasting electricity to burn the calories off!

He then said: "Doesn't your plan promote anorexia? What do we do folks? Obviously, there was a lack of "real" news to report, or we wouldn't have been exposed to this nonsense!

Do we pray for a catastrophy, or just pray that this woman finds a husband to keep her occupied? On the other hand, maybe we should just thank God that there were no serial killers or hurricanes to report that day.

I'm not obese, but I'm willing to learn! Let's meet for a few tacos!