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HOW THE US GOVERNMENT CONDUCTS BUSINESS TODAY!

One day in a small resort town, it was raining, and the little town looked totally deserted. It was tough times, everybody was in debt, and everybody lived on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He entered the only hotel, laid a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and went to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor took the 100 dollar bill and ran to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher took the 100 dollar bill, and ran to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser took the 100 dollar bill, and ran to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel took the 100 dollar bill and ran to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker ran to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism .

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

Author Unknown ~

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WELCOME TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

I was talking to a friend's little girl, who was visiting playing with my daughter and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?'

She replied: "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, but, You don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.

She thought that over for a few seconds, 'cause she's only 6.

And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

WELCOME TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY - AUTHOR UNKNOWN ~

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT - by: John J Wall

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be rel atively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N, but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volkswagen you can find.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republican the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

This article by John J Wall, a law student was sent to me by a Power of Faith subscriber called "C" It's very good, so I'm sharing it with you.

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TEA PARTY PROTESTERS ARE RACISTS! Are you one?

Granted, I've never been known for my shyness. I pretty much tell it like it is. Some people like it, and some people don't. However, most Christians don't even know what the comments by the hateful speach activist Janeane Garofalo meant.

When she used the term "Tea Bagging Rednecks" to describe the thousands of American patriots who were excercising their constitutional right to peacefully assemble, she was using a "filthy" term meant to degrade and insult them.

For those of you who don't know (as I didn't) what the term "Tea Bagging" means, I'll explain it to you. (time for the children under 18 years old to leave the room)

Tea Bagging is a term used often on the internet that describes: "A man putting his testicles in another persons mouth"

So, if you didn't understand all the crude and tasteless jokes on MSNBC and CNN that were meant to belittle the protesters concerned about higher taxes, you do now!

Granted, Janeane Garofalo isn't ranked up there with the real talented actresses now or in the past, but some people "do" listen to her ranting hate speach. (or more acurately described as "reverse hate speach")

For instance, did you know that according to Janeane Garofalo, if you disagree with the out of control spending of "your" money by Washington, you are a Racist?

Wow! Can you imagine how shocked and ashamed "I" was when I learned that I hated Black people because I didn't like the current administrations policies? Thank you for pointing that out Janeane! Can you imagine my further shame because, if I attend a protest against higher taxes, that I must secretly want someones testicles in my mouth? (Are you guilty too?)

Is this how the liberal agenda works? You accuse good people of nasty horrible things to put them on the defensive, so they will not talk about your weird agenda's?

Liberals, get a plan! This one isn't working. If Janeane Garofalo is your skokeswoman, the other side is sure to win the next election. As far as MSNBC and CNN promoting this woman, duh..... it's not like they had a person with influence or integrity actually promoting their agenda.

Did you also know that according to Janeane, Fox news instigated and promoted all of the "Tea Party Protests?" Someone forgot to tell Janeane Garofalo that Fox News is number 1 for a reason.

They report the news without pressing their personal "liberal" beliefs on people. (some of us silly folks like to get our news untainted - go figure) Fox News has more viewers every day, than all of the liberal tainted cable channels combined.

Most of these other channels would be off the air by now, if it were not for a few "RICH" liberal controlers who keep them on the air. Do you like getting your news from a few people who only want you to hear what "they" want you to hear, or do you want the truth? Apparently, the majority of the American people have decided! They watch FOX!

If you personally have not watched Fox news because of the bad things the other networks have said about them, I recommend that you take a week, be objective and watch them. Then "you" decide. Matter of fact, that is their motto: "We report, you decide".

You are intelligent aren't you? I have faith in you. Give it a shot! I'll bet you won't regret it.

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Very shortly after the vice presidential debate was over, between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, MSNBC reported on their website: "The stakes were much higher and the bar was much lower for Palin. So, in the contest of low expectations, Palin won." (very flattering)

What can I say? This news organization "is" new to journalism and hasn't quite got the hang of the "Fair and Ballanced" aspect of it yet.