Link: http://powerofaith.com

Barack Obama ["Energy Plan"] has offered a solution to our energy crisis. Mr Obama says: If we will all make sure we have the correct tire pressure in our tires, it will be equal to, and save as much as "Off Shore Drilling", and there will be no need for it.

Allthough it is true that correct tire pressure "does" increase gas milage, someone forgot to tell the senator that 70% of Americans are already doing "just that". Well, what can I say? As ridiculus as it is having to respond to this kind of nonsense, we have to respond to it, because so many of the liberal zombies take anything these people say as though it were the word of God, and were actually true.

On the other hand, CNN's talk show host "Glen Beck" has offered, what he calls an equally effecient solution. Now, if you'll pardon me, Glen Beck is a "Modest S.O.B.". I say this because "his" plan is actually heads above the Obama plan. (video below)

Mr Becks plan, that we all drive naked is simply genius!! Think about it! Imagine if you will, if you took all the clothes of every American driver, including shoes jewelry etc.. and put them all in a huge pile, do you know how much that would weigh?

It would take hundreds (if not thousands) of semi trucks to carry all of them from one place to another. Can you even imagine what that would cost in gasoline? But what if. . . . (Dan uses his computer like mind) What if we did both! What if we checked our tire pressure "and" drove naked? WOW - I amaze myself!

Seriously, if checking our tire pressure will totally take the place of new "Off Shore Drilling", then if we do both, it should make us totally independent from foreign oil altogether, and gas prices should reduce to pennies.

Don't forget, check that tire pressure, and "drive naked".

Link: http://powerofaith.com

Nancy Pelosi (or her highness) has completely forgotten who she is working for! (that would be "us" the people in case you didn't know)

Picture from freakingnews.com

When she is voted "out", that will be "Change We Can Believe In", "This is the Moment", and while we're coining snappy sayings, don't forget this one - "Yes We Can"

Link: http://powerofaith.com

Today, Barrack Obama said, (again) that McCain is going to say certain derogatory things about him to scare people into "not" voting for him. Keep in mind that McCain has said nothing derogatory about Obama's race, looks, name or anything else.

In his latest speach, Obama said: McCain's going to say: "He's risky", "He has a funny name" and "he doesn't look like all the other presidents on the dollar bill"

Let me remind you once again, McCain "never" said any of those things, Obama is simply saying he will. I'll point something else out to you. This is very "Paranoid" behavior.

Dictionary definition of paranoia --> a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance. 2 unjustified suspicion and mistrust of others.

I think now, you see what I'm talking about. Especially in the second example or definition. When Obama was first introduced on the political sceen, he was "very" popular as long as he remained a mystery.

Now it appears that every time he speaks, he looses swing voters by flip flopping on issues and policies, or pulling the race card on himself, then playing the victim, or accusing his opponent of things he "thinks" he will say about him.

"That's Paranoid!" (anyone know a good therapist?)

Link: http://www.powerofaith.com

The candidate of change, has changed his mind again. (and again....and again....) The candidate that has made famous the saying "Yes We Can", has instead adopted Nancy Reagan's famous slogan "JUST SAY NO"

He says "no" to off shore drilling, he says "no" to nuclear energy, "No" to public campaign financing and the list goes on. (and on.... and on ....)

I say lets skip the middle man and go right to the source, and just vote for Nancy Reagan.

The "Change we can believe in", is simply a change (or flip flop) on almost every policy or issue he has made a statement about. Gun control, vouchers that allow low-income parents to send their children to private schools, gay marriage, FISA, and the list goes on. (and on.... and on .....)

This guy has a million "snappy slogans" How about "This is the Moment" I'm sorry to say that whatever the moment was about, "I missed it". Worse yet, I may never know what the moment was.

If I research back to when he said "This is the Moment", he's probably changed his mind about it by now anyway.

~Vote for Nancy~

Link: http://pofm.org

This week the Obama campaign found the cover of the New Yorker (below) to be offensive. That's okay, last week they were ready to be offended by something John McCain "might" say, but didn't. ("Oh, did I mention - he's black" etc...)

Then the week before that they were offended by the "Sock Obama", fashioned after "Curious George". Then before that they were offended because Fox News played the Reverend Wright tape too much in their opinion.

Then before that, they were offended because Hillary happened to use the assination of Bobby Kennedy as an example that anything can happen. Before that, they were offended at something Bill Clinton said (I forget what) and accused him of being a racist.

Then before that, they were offended because the media was calling Michelle Obama on her statement "For the first time in her life, she's proud to live in this country".

The Obama campaign seems to feel that the more they can portray him as a victim, the better his chances of being elected. What they don't understand is, Americans want a president who is strong and decisive. They want someone who will protect "them", not someone who constantly needs protecting.

Portraying him as a professional "victim" is simply a weak political strategy. If that's what truly appealed to the American people, they'd simply pull some poor soul out of an abuse shelter and let "them" run the country.

All I can say is: "Welcome to American Politics" That's the way the game is played here. (right or wrong) Theres an old saying: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" If he is offended this deeply and easily, he won't last two weeks in the oval office.

I don't know if he's suited to be president, but we could create a new position for him that he would do wonderful at. "Offense Secretary" or "Head of the Department of Offense" Think about it.

The bottom line is: "Yo! It's Satire! Lighten up!"