"The Obama Energy Plan"

Link: http://powerofaith.com

Barack Obama ["Energy Plan"] has offered a solution to our energy crisis. Mr Obama says: If we will all make sure we have the correct tire pressure in our tires, it will be equal to, and save as much as "Off Shore Drilling", and there will be no need for it.

Allthough it is true that correct tire pressure "does" increase gas milage, someone forgot to tell the senator that 70% of Americans are already doing "just that". Well, what can I say? As ridiculus as it is having to respond to this kind of nonsense, we have to respond to it, because so many of the liberal zombies take anything these people say as though it were the word of God, and were actually true.

On the other hand, CNN's talk show host "Glen Beck" has offered, what he calls an equally effecient solution. Now, if you'll pardon me, Glen Beck is a "Modest S.O.B.". I say this because "his" plan is actually heads above the Obama plan. (video below)

Mr Becks plan, that we all drive naked is simply genius!! Think about it! Imagine if you will, if you took all the clothes of every American driver, including shoes jewelry etc.. and put them all in a huge pile, do you know how much that would weigh?

It would take hundreds (if not thousands) of semi trucks to carry all of them from one place to another. Can you even imagine what that would cost in gasoline? But what if. . . . (Dan uses his computer like mind) What if we did both! What if we checked our tire pressure "and" drove naked? WOW - I amaze myself!

Seriously, if checking our tire pressure will totally take the place of new "Off Shore Drilling", then if we do both, it should make us totally independent from foreign oil altogether, and gas prices should reduce to pennies.

Don't forget, check that tire pressure, and "drive naked".